Dr. Donez

Dr. Donez is a great character. Maybe even the best.

Ask Dr. Donez
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Dr. Donez answers many questions from his fans.

Here's some of the facts.


 * Degree in Phychology in '83 (ask dd 001-025)
 * Can play the harmonica (ask dd 001-025)
 * Close up is because of some desease (ask dd 001-025)
 * Speaks in an english accent (ask dd 026-050)
 * Monday is "Donez day"
 * Wrote a book called "Dr. Donez's Book of Love" for only $199.99.
 * Thinks anime is alright (at least some anime)
 * Got Law degree at BUM, got most PHDs at Cow Tech.
 * Forgot how old he is, but it's around a hundred something.
 * Perfers cheese over pancakes.
 * Also wrote a book "Dr. Donez's Book of Coolness" for $49.99.
 * Likes corn.
 * Met Fred at BUM Law School. Fred beat him up for lunch money.
 * Is a doctor in Magnets, Biology, Sciencetology, Chemistry, Biochemistry, Physochemistry, Physics, Physucks, Kemistry, Nuculer Chemistry, Engineering, and Computer Science, among other things.
 * Has 5 PhDs.
 * His Ice Pick is worth at least 60 bucks.
 * The typical Dr. Donez can eat two donez. (donuts)
 * Apparently appeared in an episode of the Simpsons as Dr. Nick's roommate.
 * He eats a lot of donuts.
 * Has an IQ of 5,000,000,001.
 * He'll never tell his first name.
 * Apparently ate Dr. Laura.
 * Never lost a court case.
 * Not a Michael Jackson fan.
 * Not much of a Sega fan.
 * Sometimes spits fire out of his nose.
 * Patented the Intoxicating Intoxication Ray of Intoxicating Inoxicationess.
 * Favorite word: Banana Bread.
 * When he dies, he wants God to tell him he doesn't have to answer questions anymore.
 * Doesn't have a Gamecube, but has a Gametriangle.
 * Knows at least 50 ways to skin a Pikachu.